All surgery and no makeup make Jack a dull girl.

Brian Spellman
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  3. If the mind fits, shrink it.

  4. My son, I don’t believe in God, prayer, afterlife or miracles. You may disagree with me on all of these. I’d prefer that you agree and reserve rebellion and independence over important issues instead.

  5. When all seems hopeless, cross your fingers and stick with the secular prayer.

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